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Words would ruin this perfect holiday image... [04 Dec 2007|04:28pm]
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Stories about Copyright and Law Stuff [27 Nov 2007|01:45pm]
I'm going to post a story from a professional article here. It's on copyright infringement - specifically, the normal things that people do EVERY DAY that could be considered illegal. This is the most engaging part of the article, but there are a LOT of details on law and the RIAA and other stuff if you click to the full thing and read up. This was also featured on Slashdot, but I doubt most people clicked through to the full article, which can be found here: http://www.turnergreen.com/publications/Tehranian_Infringement_Nation.pdf'

P.S. - I am proud to violate copyright law in reprinting this to my LJ. So there. 


By the end of the day, John has infringed the copyrights of twenty emails, three legal articles, an architectural rendering, a poem, five photographs, an animated character, a musical composition, a painting, and fifty notes and drawings. All told, he has committed at least eighty-three acts of infringement and faces liability in the amount of $12.45 million (to say nothing of potential criminal
charges). There is nothing particularly extraordinary about John’s activities. Yet if copyright holders were inclined to enforce their rights to the maximum extent allowed by law, barring last minute salvation from the notoriously ambiguous fair use defense, he would be liable for a mind-boggling $4.544 billion in potential damages each year. And, surprisingly, he has not even committed a single act of infringement through P2P file sharing. Such an outcome flies in the face of our basic sense of justice. Indeed, one must either irrationally conclude that John is a criminal infringer—a veritable grand larcenist—or blithely surmise that copyright law must not mean what it appears to say.

Something is clearly amiss. Moreover, the troublesome gap between copyright law and norms has grown only wider in recent years.
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Don't you wish your conversations were half as psychotic? [14 Nov 2007|10:44am]
[ mood | Soulful? ]

This post inspired by a quote I had in my gmail:
"Ohm is a holy word to a certain religion. Ohm's law states that Delta V over R equals I. So, uh, resistance is the same thing as inner peace?"

Buddha: Actually, R wouldn't represent Inner Peace
Andy: Ohm is a path to inner peace.
R in Ohm's law is resistance.
Buddha: True
But if "I" represents the final outcome, in this case, inner peace
Then R would have to represent something like, say, Temptation or something
Andy: I is current :-p
Buddha: Cause as "Temptation" approaches Zero, "Inner Peace" approaches infinity, regardless of the value of Delta V
Andy: regardless of the change in viewpoint?
Buddha: Pretty much
So if we assign Delta V as the Purity of the Human Soul... Let's call it One
Delta V = 1
Andy: delta = "the change in," and if you assign a newborn 100% purity....
Buddha: Now, If you give in to temptations, your "R" increases. So as you do horrible things, your "Inner Peace", in this case... I.... becomes more and more a fractional number
and I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION RATIONALLY WITHOUT ALCOHOL!!!
Andy: lmao
Buddha: So anyway
Delta V = 1
R = a value equal to the number of times you've given into sin and vice
Your Soul / Sin = Inner Peace
So as R, your Sin-O-Meter, approaches Zero, your Inner Peace begins to approach infinity. The value of your soul is, inherently, a non-issue. Sorry Satan.
Andy: You're officially insane
Buddha: I accept your challenges anyday! ;)
Oh by the way, this is so LJ worthy. :)
Andy: This is just a new challenge for you, isn't it?

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My Weekend Activities [05 Nov 2007|12:16pm]
So, for those that may not have noticed this weekend, I rejoined the World of Warcraft in a fit of boredom. And wow, it's suddenly fun again! Totally worth my $15 for the month, even if I cancel in a week.

For those that care:
Server: Dalaran
Side: Horde (All the way, baby!)
70 Mage, Fire Spec, keyed for basicly everything. Except Hyjal.
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Why Everyone Should Eat Peanut Butter [02 Nov 2007|12:51pm]
Me: Anything interesting in YOUR lunch?
Buddha: Peanut Butter and Homemade Jam :)
Me: mmm, homemade jam. I've stolen some of that from Avie; it's really good
Buddha: nods nods
Me: Don't eat jelly/jam type stuff regularly, though, cause I'm not a fan of PB.
Buddha: Heretic
Me: I like peanuts. I like butter. But there’s no reason why they should be combined.
Buddha: Ummmm.....
Me: s'true. my dad, interestingly enough, feels the same way about it.
Buddha: Maybe heresy is hereditary?
Me: Or maybe my family is the rightful owners to the throne of . . . um. . . peanut kingdom?
Buddha: And you're horrified by the atrocities visited upon your humble shelled brethren?
Me: Yeah! Outraged! Sure!
Buddha: Maybe you could claim reparations?
Me: Hmm, maybe against the dairy farmers, too, for enabling this butter-combining.
Buddha: There's very little Butter in Peanut Butter
It's just whipped and semi-gelatinous peanut matter
Me: They whip it, too? Torture, in this day and age. I won't stand for it, I tell you! My pseudo-nut brethren shall not be oppressed by the TRUE nuts of this country - the makers of Peanut Butter!
Buddha: It's cool though, it's Gulag brand Peanut Butter. Shipped daily from Guitmo
Me: Hmm. Can't see how that's better than, say, "Peter Pan" brand peanut butter. Except for the whole child molestation thing.
Buddha: Let's not forget the Internet Pornography Peanut Butter Ring. After all, Choosy Websites Choose GIF...
Me: What!? How long have these atrocities been going on?
How could no one notice?
The horror!
Buddha: They noticed, but they could not speak... Peanut Butter does that.
Me: hey, that one's wearing stockings...
I mean, The indignity!
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[02 Nov 2007|07:16am]
Continuing update on this Tiger Direct thing: My rebate was denied cause I returned the item. As I expected. I plan on yelling today.
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Quiz-ish? [30 Oct 2007|06:33pm]
I blame everyone else for me doing this quiz. Although I must say I don't mind the result.

you are lightcyan
#E0FFFF

Your dominant hues are green and blue. You're smart and you know it, and want to use your power to help people and relate to others. Even though you tend to battle with yourself, you solve other people's conflicts well.

Your saturation level is very low - you have better things to do than jump headfirst into every little project. You make sure your actions are going to really accomplish something before you start because you hate wasting energy making everyone else think you're working.

Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.
the spacefem.com html color quiz
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UPS, Part 2 [12 Oct 2007|06:05pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

This UPS thing continues to grow. For those of you that saw my last LJ entry, and saw the updates recently applied, you'll know that I got my Power Supply in the other day. However, I couldn'w find the crappy metal clips that hold in the fan, and had to order them. From NewEgg, this time, damnit (also where I bought the fan a while back, so...). And rather than pay three times the shipping... i went with UPS. Stupid me, right?

First, I get this:
10/11/2007 A CORRECT COMPANY OR RECEIVER NAME IS NEEDED FOR DELIVERY. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION[X] LONG ISLAND CITY, NY, US

Okay, fuckers, I'm pissed. So I call up. I make sure they know what the floor is, which SOMEHOW didn't get transfered over.

10/11/2007 A DELIVERY CHANGE REQUEST FOR THIS PACKAGE WILL BE PROCESSED / DELIVERY TO AN ALTERNATE ADDRESS WAS REQUESTED[X] LONG ISLAND CITY, NY, US

Okay, so they got it. I have a promise that it'll be delivered the next day. So I don't check an hour later, and don't happen to see this message until 6pm the next day (today):

10/11/2007 A CORRECT COMPANY OR RECEIVER NAME IS NEEDED FOR DELIVERY. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO OBTAIN THIS INFORMATION / A POSTCARD HAS BEEN SENT TO THE RECIPIENT REQUESTING THAT THEY CONTACT UPS.[X] LONG ISLAND CITY, NY, US


They claim that because I didn't include a company name, they couldn't deliver it. What the hell? First, they didn't attempt to deliver it. Second, the 28th floor here is ENTIRELY dedicated to this company - there's no way they could miss it. And third, what the hell do they think they're doing, sending me a fucking POSTCARD!? If the post card can get through, so can my godsdamned package.

So, yeah, another call. Oh, the local office will call me sometime in the next hour, huh? Well screw that. I'm calling the local office myself. And THEY ask me for the company name too. WTF? And of course their answer at this point is "If I can find the package, I assure you it will be there monday."

Which isn't much help, given that there's a whole weekend in beween now and then. Stupid UPS. I swear to god, never again, no matter how much I have to pay.

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[09 Oct 2007|10:27am]
[ mood | Impatient ]
[ music | Air Conditioners ]

Today, I have a story. I'm not sure I have an ending to my story yet, but this is still quite a story. As many of you might know, the power supply in my PC died a while back. I was kinda lazy in replacing it, but sudden job money made it acceptable to buy a really nice one. And I did - a 600 watt, from TigerDirect.

Now, TigerDirect has always been pretty good to me. They have a bit more selection than NewEgg, even though they're a little bit pricier. After reviews and headscratching, I was very happy with my purchase, which was on September 27th. Biggest problem, as I knew, was price - $69.99 was the retail price, but it had a $20 mail-in rebate if I purchased before September 31st. And $13 for shipping, even UPS Ground. No big deal, I wasn't in a hurry.

So, three days later I check my package, and I seet he following message: "AN INCORRECT ROUTING AT A UPS FACILITY CAUSED THIS DELAY / THE PACKAGE WAS MISSORTED AT THE HUB. IT HAS BEEN REROUTED TO THE CORRECT DESTINATION SITE" And I look closerm, and this message is displayed TWICE - one at 5am, and another at 5pm. With this in the middle: "FORWARDED TO THE FACILITY IN THE DESTINATION CITY"

Well, crap on a stick. Okay, no big deal, they'll get it to me eventually.

Until I check the next day. This message was posted at 2am on the 29th. "POSTAL CODE LISTED FOR THE RECEIVER IS INCORRECT. UPS IS ATTEMPTING TO OBTAIN CORRECT POSTAL CODE AND COMPLETE DELIVERY. / SHIPPER REQUESTED RETURN OF PACKAGE "

Huh? No way. Call up TigerDirect, those bums. And a few minutes later, a CSR has informed me that I wrote the zip code incorrectly. See, I had the billing address for White Plains, and the Shipping address for NYC... but wrote the WP zip code in the NYC shipping address. Duh. Okay, my fault, but I am assured that they will call UPS and get the address corrected and get the package turned around.

Which is looking pretty good the next day - departs Elmford UPS office, and then arrives in... wait, Parsippany? Isn't that in northern NJ? Isn't that further away? Hmm....

And then the next day... what do you MEAN it's on route to "MAUMEE,OH?" Wha? To TigerDirect again! And a CSR informs me that, oh, no, we're shipping it back to our warehouse in... Illinois? And they tell me that they're changing the address the instant it gets in, and I'll get it sent out again immediately. Well, I'm kinda annoyed, and try to get them to send me the power supply BEFORE they recieve the old one, and just put the one they shipped back into inventory. I'll get it like 3 days earlier. They tell me no, and make some crappy point about keeping their inventory straight. I try to weasle a way into free shipping, but the CSR is pretty confident since it's my mistake and not theirs. Understandable, but it still pisses me off. I insist that they call me when they're sending it out, and to send me a tracking number.

And two days later (this is 10/4, according to UPS records), it's been a day after the package was "RETURNED TO SHIPPER." And I have no email or phone call from TigerDirect. Suspicious, I call up again. And I'm told that, oh, no, we're not resending it to you, we're just issuing a full refund. What!? No, no, no. You're sending it back to me right now. And I'm informed that they have to do another charge on my credit card, and that the old one will come off "eventually" - I eventually got the date of 5 business days after pushing a bit. I demand they send me a new one, and he gives me free shipping without even a sliver of protest.

And then I look at the date. Hmm. 10/4. Wait, didn't that rebate expire at the end of September? Well, I'm still on the phone with the CSR (who is not QUITE to the point of entering in my credit card) and try to insist on a $20 discount due to the lost rebate. He tells me he won't do that, because the original invoice (which says "paid in full" on it) is still valid for getting that rebate from the manufacturer. I doubt this, and argue for a bit, but don't actually accomplish anything. I mean, it DOES say that, and there's a chance, but I really doubt it'll work.

Okay, well, I have my new order placed. Whoo!

The fourth, when I placed this order, was a Thursday, and so Friday hits, the package is headed OUT of "Maumee, Oh" and towards Elmsford, and I cheer and go home.

This is what I get for positive thinking. Monday October 8th, as many might have realized, is Columbus day. But that's okay, the office is open, and UPS still delivers. Which of course, makes me even madder when I check in at 10:30 and see this: "THE RECEIVER IS ON A HOLIDAY. DELIVERY WILL BE ATTEMPTED WHEN THE RECEIVER RETURNS / PACKAGE WILL BE DELIVERED NEXT BUSINESS DAY-NO SATURDAY GUARANTEE "

I call UPS really fast. Yes, I'm here, No, I'm not leaving. She sounds very forgiving and helpful. And they promise 1) a callback by the local facility, and 2) a delivery by the end of the day. Okay, could be worse.

And they proved that it could be worse. 4:30 rolls around, and no package. I call 'em up again. Guy sounds harried and uncaring. "It didn't? Oh, well, I'll schedual you for a callback, and they still have... 26 minutes to show up before the end of the business day, and if they said they would be there, they will be."

5:01. No package. I'm at work till 6, so decide to call again anyway. She sounds liek she'll say anything to get me off the line. "Oh, it's on it's truck and on it's way. I'll schedual you for a callback." Uh-huh.

Well, 6:00 rolls around, and no package. Stupid UPS. But I had no doubts about this anyway, so I head home.

Tuesday morning. This is now nearly two weeks, mind you, since I ordered the original power supply. No package, of course. I call up UPS and get someone on the line. CSR sounds very forgiving. She says she'll call up the local facility herself and get me on the line with a supervisor. Oh goodie.

The supervisor, Claire, calls back when I'm away from my desk, but I call back, leave a message, and she's back on the line in less than 10 minutes. She seems very confused about my problem, as she never actually recieved any notices to call me, and was the one dealing with all of the local calls yesterday. And there were a lot of them, she explains. The particular facility I'm dealing with delivers mostly to all-business locations. And that most of those locations, being in the UN area of NYC, were in fact closed yesterday. This means, she says quickly, that chances are my package was on a truck that never went out. She was on the phone all of yesterday explaining that to people. She promises that my package will be delivered today, but cannot give me a time frame since they have nearly twice the packages they normally deal with.

Okay, very good explanation, and if she delivers, I'll leave it be. I didn't pay for shipping on the item (this time around, anyway) and I wasn't sure I could demand that they send me a check, or something, for the price of the shipping I didn't pay. I might be wrong though - any opinions?

At the moment, I'm still looking at my bank account - they recieved the PS back in their offices on 10/3, mind you, and it's 10/9 now - and the charge is still sitting there. I literally just got off the phone with them, and they're saying they cant refund it until it shows returned in their system, "Which generally takes up to five business days." Well, five business days is TODAY, so I'm kinda frustrated. That's $83.50, that I could have been earning interest on, in someone else's hands because they can't do their paperwork fast enough.

Like I said, this is a continuing story. I STILL have not recieved my power supply. I ALSO have been short $80 for the last week because of this. And to make matters worse, I don't know if the rebate will work. I might be forced to call TigerDirect and insist on $20 off, eventually.

Now, I'll be the first to admit that my mistake was the first step in this landslide - but in reality, should a zip code error cause the item to be returned? Zip codes are meant to expidite orders, by making them easier to read by computer. If there's a mistake, they're supposed to hand-check it, and send it to where it's supposed to go. Even if you don't write a zip code on your package, they'll figure it out. And TigerDirect had my contact information - why was I not contacted? And why did UPS refuse to contact me, as well? And what's with the whole return thing at TigerDirect? This entire issue snowballed due to massive errors on everyone's part, and I, for one, will probably not be ordering from TigerDirect again.


EDIT (2:40pm): I got an automatic electronic call from UPS. They announced that my package would be here tomorrow, Oct. 10th, between 8am and 7pm. I have called up UPS again. I couldn't get the local office at first, and talked to the general number where the girl sounded honestly flabergasted. She gave me a new local number, and I found Claire. She sounded sincere enough, but impatient this time. She hadn't called in that electronic message, didn't even know they had that device here, etc. The driver hadn't called back "because they're usually very busy out on the roads, especially with the holiday yesterday." I expressed clearly and calmly my frustration, and asked what else she could do to speed this along. She was going to call up the driver again. I'm giving her till 4pm to call back (that's about an hour and a half), and then I'm going to see if they'll send me that check.


Edit (6:05pm): I was all ready to call up UPS and yell again. In fact, I had the phone in my hand, and he was asking for the tracking number again. And I looked it up.... and it was labeled delivered. The girls simply hadn't brought it back to me.

I have a power supply. That's the biggest thing. Now all I need is about $100 that is rightfully mine back in my bank account. Those bastards won't get away with this!

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Late Updates about Nothing [07 Sep 2007|05:44pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

So, it's a Friday, and I'm at work. And not only that, but I'm the ONLY ONE at work. With the exception of the secretary. It's been a long while since I posted, and Avie embarrassed me by posting, what, four times in one day? So I have to at least pretend to be keeping up. Three semi-public posts a year, minimum. So there.

Anyway, I'm still living in White Plains. Been here a year now, as of just about now-ish (if you don't count the months I was semi-renting and sleeping on the couch in the old place, just so I could work in White Plains). Job in the City though, with damned good benefits. For example, I'm typing on a new Macbook Pro, getting free transport in and out of NYC, and getting lunch free every day. Hell, even on minimum wage I'd feel prosperous with all that going on. And trust me, it's not minimum wage :)

Yes, I'm going to tell you what the job is. Stop being antsy at me. I'm doing networking and help desk. It's interesting. Learning a lot more than I was expecting. Pretty good people, too. Oh, and a carpool with Geoff for the whole mile drive down to the train station :)

Nothing new on other fronts. Paid a lot of money I wasn't expecting to fix my car (damn all forms of transportation that require me to pay money and aren't faster than a bike ride!), but it works and I'm not complaining too loudly (but just WAIT when it breaks down next week). No new girls, no awesome friends that I've been hanging out with more than the last time I posted (though the current ones are still pretty awesome).

My dad got married, I suppose that's news. Had a big party, someone died driving home that night, ate cake, and suddenly have two step-brothers and a step-sister. Well, not really. See, one of the step-brothers, well...he decided to get a sex change (and it was kind of revealed to extra-family-relations at the party, at that). As did my sister's friend, not too long ago. Bringing the total of people I know with sex-changes up to three. Weird that I know so many personally - it's not that large a statistic.

What else can I say to embarrass and horrify people that troll around and find my journal? On, actually, note to trollers: if you post nasty things, I get to insult you for all time, and publicly, so please don't. LJ has a policy on harassment, and I'm not afraid to invoke it.

Hmm, really don't have that much to say. Things I've wanted lately:
Magical tickets to go see Dream Theater in concert (though since they're not currently touring this side of the country, and then not going to be touring this country at all, that might be a while)
New power supply for my computer (yeah, I killed another one)
More caffeine (everyone needs it)
To pass the CCNA exam I just took (Grar at cisco for taking so long handing me results)


.....aaaand, it's time to go. Late, in fact. And here I didn't get the chance to say anything. Oh well.

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Razor of Doom [15 May 2007|10:50am]
[ mood | Asleep ]

So, I wake up this morning, stumble into the bathroom in my normal foggy haze. Glance at the mirror, decide I need to shave. Turn on my razor. Instantly, the lights go out, there's a beeping downstairs, and my razor, of course, does nothing. I turn off the razor, hoping in my sleepy way that it'll all go away if I don't shave. Of course not. Go downstairs, check the alarm for the beeping, and discover that it was the Uninteruptable Power Supply beeping. Alarm has no problems, good. Go into the workroom, still rubbing my eyes, and check the fuses. No problems. I check the fuses again. Seems fine. Once more. Huh, still no problems. Well crap. I stare at the fuse box for a few moments while my mind ticks over this turn of events.

And then something says "screw it" and I go upstairs to take a shower. The shower, however, appears to not be heating. My mind couldn't figure out the reasons behind this so early in the morning ( our hot water heater sets the temperature of the water through a small electrical device - and without it, the water is ice cold.) So, here I stand, showerless, unshaved, poking at the water praying it'll be better if I wait long enough. And it's not getting better. So I turn off the shower, head downstairs again, and poke at the fuses. Which, shockingly, are fine. Grumble. I look around, then realize I should have breakfast and open the freezer, grab a box of Hot Pockets, and go upstairs.

Did I mention that the power was out by now? You'd think I'd have been smart enough to realize the microwave wouldn't work. I was halfway up the stairs before this occured to me. Blarg. I leave the box by the stairs, thinking I'd heat them at work or something. I then go and brush my hair and get dressed. I call Geoff up, now more conscious, and tell him that I hate my razor. Oh, and the power's out. He promises to find a number for Greenburg municipal something or other and discover if it's just our house, or the area. I nod at him, which he doesn't see cause we're on the phone, and we hang up.

I call up the municipal recycling center, which is in my phone cause i was doing research the other day, and ask about power. They hand me another number, which I attempt to memorize (and I'm pretty sure I got it right) but the number wasn't in service. In fact, the number I tried that was one digit off was ALSO not in service I can't decide if this is good or not.

By now, it's 9:30, and I realize that my ride is probably showing up to drive me to work in a minute. Call her up to make sure she remembers, ask if her power is out. Nope, fine over there. Hrm. Poke around the house aimlessly for a while (pet the cat, wonder why the thermometer/AC/Heating box has power, but the AC/Heat doesn't turn on so I stop caring). Then I look at the alarm and wonder what happens if I set it, when there's no power. After all, it IS saying "AC OUT" which means it's running on battery. I call up Geoff, hoping he knows. He tells me that if the battery runs out they'll call someone and we'll tell them it's not an alarm, so set it anyway. I do so.

About that time, my ride shows up, I grab my slightly warmed box of Hot Pockets and head out. I blurrily tell her the gist of the story, curse at my razor, and we're off. And the first traffic light we come to, there's a big 'ol cop car out there directing traffic, because the light is out. oh good! Call Geoff, tell him the whole town is out cause of my razor. He says, "See what happens when you shave?" I grumble at him and hang up. Get to work, blink blurrily at the screen, and start writing this thing. I was originally writing it in an email to the housemates, but this is totally an LJ post. Blarg. Someone get me a shower. And burn that razor!

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Good Times with Good People [18 Dec 2006|02:53pm]
Intro:
I had a blast this weekend. I'm shocked at the amount of time it took to open presents (10 hours!? what the HELL!?) but not a minute was bad. Okay, admittedly sitting for that long was kinda evil at times, but still - I had fun. Good people. Good times. Did I mention good fun? And good food? Good movies? Good wrapping paper? Good presents? Good People? Good chocolate? Good food? Good sleep afterwards? I really needed a nap yesterday; I should have taken one instead of watching Superman. Oh well, good anyway. Good food, too. Oh, and good people.

Part 1:
Good presents. (GOOD presents!)
In order of received (as far as I can remember):
Nickle Creek CD (Yay Nickle Creek!)
Good looking art piece for the piano (Already above the piano!)
Good looking art print. (Wait, did I leave that at Avie's house? Crap...)
Book on becoming a Con Artist. (I'm totally gonna do it!)
Sweater. (Going to end up being returned :( Stretchy necks and zippers are evil)
Very nice looking collared shirt. (I've never really been one to wear nice shirts, and this job has really gotten me used to them. I like them now! WHOO!!)
Some Like it Hot (If you haven't seen this movie, you should!)
Neil Gaiman movie I'd never even heard of. Must discover more. (MUST!)
Two Kubrick films - 2001: A Space Odyssey, and The Shining (Evilest eyebrows ever!)
Black and White 2 + Expansion ("If someone asks you if you're a god...")
Tarot Deck! (Whoooo!*)
Four-thousand-pound collection of Gaiman's Sandman Comics. Volume One. (Holy crap, it's this heavy and there's more than one of them!? Also, WHOOO!!!)

My favorite presents to give out:
Titanium Spork. Adam didn't get the gag; I told him that the gag is that he'll actually USE it. Raf will never see this one coming. Best gift under $10 by FAR!
Lockpicks. It's been a plan for a while (and Avie knew the book was coming) but the picks themselves were great. Everyone that wants such things without actually paying attention to say, state laws, go check out budkww.com (By the way, the first person to buy a 950,000 volt "stun" gun, gets taken out with a sniper rifle. Mostly cause I'm not gonna get close enough to stab you with a spork)
Clarissa. Only gift I had picked out before Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'm a procrastinator.
Space Invaders wall hangings. Because everyone needs alien visitation.
Bricks. I mean, uhm, the computer repair book for Tiny. The horrified look on his face was totally worth it - and now we can tell him no when he pings us with questions!
Things a Pally just "CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"


Most angry gift I didn't quite get to give (but if I was able to, it woulda been on favorites):
Poker table. Was really happy to buy this; I had tried to last year and it couldn't happen. And this year, I manage to do it, and it arrives at the house with the entire side of the box ripped to shreds. It was missing one of the straps/bands, it was missing an entire CORNER, and I'm kinda pissed. But I'm looking at the package inside the box, which is covered in the poker table cover, and it looks fine. No problems. Okay, no big deal. But we open it up the other night, fully, and it's got worn corners, the case is pressed in odd places and has stretch marks, the plastic doesn't line up correctly in the chip holders, and the middle board that is supposed to leave a blank space in the poker table is missing. Right. Already screaming at UPS.

Things I wish I thought of buying:
A doll-sized armchair to go with the therapist book.


*Part 2:
So, despite D's sound and solid advice, I'm going to mention which present was my favorite. Ironicly, this was the most expected present, and one of the most needed. A tarot deck.

I tried out the pagan stuff a long while ago - had a pentagram that I never took off, had my own little spells and rituals and meditation patterns, all sorts of stuff. I was a solitary, of course - no one around really seemed interested, so it was . . interesting. I won't talk here about whether stuff worked or not - if you really want to talk about how the mind affects the universe, that's a story for another day. But I dropped it after a while - I stopped doing meditation stuff, and, well, stopped caring. See also, my time in college.

Anyway, only since moving up here have I actually used a Tarot deck. Never had one when I was doing my Pagany stuff - I never hit any of the New Age crap (which, in my mind, is everything from burning candles to crystal worshiping) and mostly stayed in my own head. (My opinions were basicly that either I would be heard, or I wouldn't, and shouting your prayers doesn't make them more important.) But since becoming tight with the White Plains crew (of which I'm still shocked to discover I am one), I've accepted that Tarot reading is less "Tapping the mystical forces" and more "Tapping your vfor answers." Ironically, this fits in much more with my ideas on God than paganism ever did.

I did a few readings this weekend. Maybe I've just never been comfortable with anyone else's deck, or maybe my unconsious finally figured out how to talk louder, but something about this deck just gave EVERYTHING I asked for. I didn't ask anything specific (all just general people questions) but the reading I gave for Malcolm made him rather convinced that it was a pretty good deck.

The other reads, mostly just to test out the deck, not really reading "for" anyone other than myself. I'm really happy with the deck (even without a good book that has the descriptions in it - Llewellyn can suck it).

But it really talks to me. I'm able to talk about the cards without really thinking too hard about it - all the arcana are memorized already. I just need to have everything else written out. (Specifically - the numbered suits themselves, plus the suit story arcs)


Part 3:
Like D said - the most important part of the weekend wasn't the presents, but the people. Admittedly, I'm discovering that I don't want to hang out with people who aren't truely friends, but I'm always hopeful that those people will become true friends in time. Some of those people, I barely knew their names. Even still... people make me happy.

I had a lot of fun this year (despite lack of sitting room :-p ) and can't wait to do it again. Giving away presents, and the reaction to them, is just as important as getting them myself. It's one more way to let people know I care for them.

I love being up here. I really do.
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Surveys [13 Dec 2006|09:15pm]
So, at work, I'm still technically a temp. This is frustrating, because my 3-month mark was over November 7th, and I'm past my 4-month mark now. Regardless, I'm not complaining. Loudly.

Anyway, in the past month and a half or so, I've recieved three surveys. These are sent out to users once in a while to ensure that people are doign a good job - and according to my boss, they base more than 50% of their reviews on that. I've been doing well with surveys since I got hired - they're scaled 1-5,, 1 being the BEST, and 5 being the worst, with 4 catagories. They have ALL been perfect 1's across the board (except for that one two in a survey when I first started working - an average 1.25 instead of 1).

So up till now, I've been pretty confident that I'll get hired based on surveys. Also, based on numerical things, since i'm like the top call-taker in the office (200ish calls compared to #2 at 180ish, most weeks).

Today, however, was an oddity. I got three surveys in a row.

Mind you, I've had three surveys in the past month and a half before then. Three in one day is scary.

And not only that, but they were ALL still perfect 1's!

Conscientious, met commitments and kept me informed: 1
Attitude, courteous, professional, helpful, confident, enthusiastic: 1
Validity of solution provided: 1
Expertise on subject matter: 1
Average = 1

Comments: Andrew was very professional and very helpful. I would definitely request him to help me again.
Comments: Great job! Thanks for your help!
Comments: Andrew was incredibly helpful, extremely patient and very clear.



How the HELL am I not hired yet!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!
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Of Mice and CRAZY [11 Dec 2006|06:25pm]
zaneofdelphi: So, big plans for the insanity huh?
6:01 PM me: hehehe.
zaneofdelphi: That's not a good smiley happy feeling laugh
6:01 PM me: me: I'm practicing insanity so I can write it correctly.
is it working? :-D
6:02 PM Yes, I think it is definately having an effect
6:06 PM me: giggle
6:07 PM zaneofdelphi: bad Andy No reveling in the insanty
6:08 PM me: but it's minty!
zaneofdelphi: No!
me: Yeah, it is! taste! *offers an ear*
6:09 PM zaneofdelphi: bad Andy. Bad
6:10 PM me: miiinty....
6:11 PM zaneofdelphi: DOn't make me call the guys with the fitted coat
me: That's not minty... That's all bad breath monsters EEVVIIL...
6:12 PM This is gonna be fun...
6:13 PM zaneofdelphi: Yeah. The cat has fun with mice too.
Funny thing is if you ask the mice, it's not so much fun
6:14 PM me: ....liar. The mice like it. I'm gonna go ask them. *takes out a gun* they're in hell, right?
6:16 PM zaneofdelphi: Not until you get there they aren't
6:17 PM me: ....
well, go and check, and report back in an hour. *aims gun*
6:18 PM zaneofdelphi: Sorry I don't issue reports unless the subject is interesting to me
Besides, I think this is something that inly you can ensure the veracity of. By checking yourself
6:19 PM Anyone else could be lying
me: are you calling me a liar?
6:20 PM zaneofdelphi: No. but I am saying that if you were to ask me about there response to the question. You would have no way of determining if I were lying
me: ....so you're lying when you call me a liar?
6:21 PM zaneofdelphi: NO!. This is about the mice
me: THE MICE ARE LYING TOO!?
zaneofdelphi: I don't know. only you can find that out
6:22 PM me: ....
You're lying!! *BLAM* we'll find out together! *aims at own head* Yay! *BLAM*
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[10 Dec 2006|02:29am]
Remind me why I'm up till 2:30am (more if i start reading a book), not just tonight, but last night, too?

*sigh*

And I'm listening to Hallelujah on repeat.

Hallelujah Lyrics )


Hell. Got to get to sleep before I start pouring out me feelings.
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[08 Dec 2006|01:08pm]
It's official: Amazon.com is never getting business from me again.

The shipping options include "2 day shipping." Remeber, this is stuff from Amazon.com, not from outside sources advertizing their stuff throuh amazon.

I select "2 day shipping" from the Amazon stuff. I'm rather startled by the $60 shipping price (much better than the $100 1-day option) but i'll live.

I glance throguh the document. At the top of one of them, where it says "2 dayshipping" the document says "The following item will arrive by December 25, 2006."

I blink at it. That's not two days. Did I select the right. . . yeah, I did. Wait. What?

Oh, hell no.

2 day shipping means two days from the time I place the order - NOT 2 weeks! NOT two days after you ASSHOLES at the website decide that you should send the product to the factory!

So I'm pissed. Really pissed. And then I see that I have "Ship as a group" selected, instead of "Ship Individually (at a higher cost)" so I click that. Bam, $162 shipping fee. Holy shit. But I suppose if it gets here on time, it...

Oh my god. Now the date is only "The following item will arrive by December 23, 2006."

It charged me $162 in shipping, and it's STILL TWO FUCKING WEEKS!?!?!?!!?!


Yeah, I'm canceling 90% of this order and going to B&N for most of the books and movies. Those fuckers aren't getting another penny, next year.
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[06 Dec 2006|10:22pm]
Okay. So my Dad calls me up about a week ago, to ask what I want for the holidays. I hrrm and haw at him, cause honestly, I had no idea. Well, I kinda had an idea or two, but wasn't sure what White Plains was planning, so I wasn't gonna say iPod. So instead, on spur of the moment, I tell him "The new Mac Powerbook G5." Yeah, that's only, what, $3,000? So he blinks at me on the phone (loudly), and he ends up basically saying "Well, I'd chip in for it, but..." Remember, by the way, my Birthday is on the 12th day of Christmas, and honestly, I'd take that entire side of the family chipping in for such a thing. Hell, it's not like they give anything more than checks and gift certificates, anyway.

So I tell him to give me a day or two. Head over to Central, where I'm basically told "Milk him for all he's worth." Right. Well, I can do that - I'm sure I'll find some present for him that'll make up for at least a piece of that. If someone finds something cool, btw, please send me a link.

So, I call up my dad, start talking about iPods, and he tells me "I'm never going to remember this. Just send me an email with exactly what you want."

I send him the following:

http://store.apple.com/1-800-MY-APPLE/WebObjects/AppleStore.woa/wo/StoreReentry.wo?family=iPod
Video iPod
Image
2.5-inch color display
5.5 ounces
2.4 x 4.1 x .55 inches
Ships: Within 24 hours
Free Shipping
$349.00

(No Engraving nessicary))




Tonight, I got a response back:

"Done! Make sure you act surprised!"
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[04 Dec 2006|11:34pm]
I'm really glad gchat keeps a log. Rereading what I've talked about today... honestly, stuff comes out of my mouth when I'm emotional that can be REALLY insightful, but I read it afterwards and go, "Who the hell wrote that? I mean, I agree, but... that's not me."

Of course, I have the same opinion on the stupid lines that come out when I'm emotional.
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[30 Nov 2006|06:08pm]
Geoffrey: Hm. Do we want Office 2007 for home?
me: personally? only if i can use it as a weapon.
Geoffrey: CDs are razor sharp....
Or can be, and thrown!
me: "Touch my computer again, and I'll install it! I swear to god!"
Geoffrey: LOL
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Tech Calls of the Day - Two of them! [28 Nov 2006|03:08pm]
Okay, so I'm working in Outlook with this guy. He has a rule set up that makes it so stuff sits in his Outbox for one minute after he clicks send - so that he can go "oh crap" and run back and stop it. However, it's not working. He hits send, waits a few minutes, nothing happens. He hits Send/Recieve, waits some more, nothing happens. However, he manages to discover that if he sends another email, it WILL send the original - but not the second email, until another email is sent. And it waits the one minute after the 2nd email.

So this guy is going crazy, opening the emails, hitting send, creating new emails, doing all the weirdest shit he can come up with to make it work. And you know what? I couldn't figure it out either. Whatever Skadden did with the Outlook rules, they Fk'd it up hard. My suggestion, in the end? "Turn off the rule." His response? "I'd rather just keep sending multiple emails to myself and deleting them so I still have my minute delay." Dumbass. And now I have to go talk to the people that run this program and see what went wrong. Damnit.



Additionally:
Some guy in my office gets emailed by a Partner. Not just another user, here, mind you, a Partner. These are the guys who provide us with job security. And, if we screw up, job insecurity. Of course, the guy who gets emailed by this honcho lawyer, is leaving for the day. And passes the call over to the email moniter of the day: yours truely.

So, I'm stuck in the position of having to call back a Partner, appologize for the other guy, and then make him give all the important information a SECOND TIME. Eep.

So I call up. Apparently my officemate had been working with this guy for over half an hour. So, despite the remote login, they've already done the hardest stuff (namely, install a local printer on a network login - freakin difficult and annoying). So, I try printing. Green light on the printer blinks, then the document is deleted from the print queue, and nothing happens.

Buh?

So I spend a good 10 minutes going "What's the printer settings" (fine) and "Try this other document" (which works) and "what the hell?" ("That's what I was saying").

Eventually, I go, okay, remake the document. I print it to a program we have that rebuilds the document on the Mac's C drive (instead of the network), and open it. Prints perfectly.

Whereupon the guy engages me in a 10 minute long discussion about the total waste of black ink I just inflicted on his printer. Okay, what the hell? I just did what you asked. And it was only 8 pages. You're using a laser printer. You don't even freaking USE ink. None of which I can state, because he's a freaking Partner. ARRRGGG.



The networking program we use is called Citrix (pronounced "sit-rix"). According to the user, this is spelled "S-h-i-t-r-i-x" - much more accurate.




In other news, I just drew for the Secret Santa thingy we're doing. I WOULD get my boss for Secret Santa....
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